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AND AUSTIN IS ON MY PAGE BCUZ AUSTIN RULES AND THIS IS AUSTIN--- SAY HI TO AUSTIN!! HEHEHE
i terrorize ur livestock while theyre sleeping and i use the water from my fishtank as listerine... immmmmm JUICE KA BAR!
my family: my mom is so fat that when she sits in the car she has to suck in to b able to turn the steering wheel.... shes so fat that sumtimes she has to walk down the hallway in my houe sideways... she needs a wideload sticker on her ass.. oh yea, by the way, shes a transvestite...lol right now shes outside hanging pans with yarn in the trees behind my house. my dad has pms and farts rela loud in his sleep (yes, louder then me...believe it or not lol) he looks like a lil bald chicken who has a beer belly. my sister is a bitch, she used to ducktape my mouth and handcuff my hands behind my back, then lock me in the trailer by myself until like 11 PM when ppl actaully noticed i was missing. ive nevet met my brother b4, but i imagine him as this huge ass bald guy with little chicken legs who has a fascination with hanging pans in trees... hey maybe hes dork!
im so dum. sumtimes i wake up in the morning wondering where to put my toothpaste... and sumtimes the places where i put it burns until i douche.... JUST KIDDING! i also lock cops in the bathroom and i have violent arguements with a vending machines, on occasion, sarah stahl and i end up BANGING the vending machines ;) lol. i have problems with running into doors (and stop signs..) and when i run into doors, i usually just stand there waiting for it to smack me in the face again b4 i say "ouch.". i spend a lot of time laffing at my own stupidity and i cant walk a straight line even when im sober, mainly cuz i have to pee. yea.... thats me!
my biography:
full name: jessyca layne beal
nicknames: sex toy, shiny head, ass wipe
DOB: may 28 1988 i think.
intruments: windchimes :P:P:P (bass....)
fav colors: black, poop green, red, pink
fav quotes: " i think regergated rotton kidney beans covered with bodily fluids should be considered a bigger hazard then me holding a machine gun in a crowd of annoying ppl"
bands i like: rancid, the distillers, dropkick murphys, U.S bombs, bad religion, AFI, Good Charlotte, the misfits, the clash, jack off jill, sublime, and a lot more- to many to remember rite now
hobbies: farting. farting. singing infront of a mirror and then laffing so hard that i look stupid and nearly piss myself. flushing tiny animals down the potty :P:P recording and listening to me relieve bodily odors :P:P
other info: yea... i lost my virginity to a cactus :P ...
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